01 / Paste the mess
WE MAP THE SPRAWL.
Drop in the tools your team actually uses. We look for overlaps, costly shadows, and handoffs held together by hope.
AI audits your business stack
WE ROAST.
YOU FIX.
YOU GROW.
Your software stack is probably a junk drawer with a login screen. Paste the tools your business actually uses and get a brutally honest teardown of the overlap, spend leaks, and clutter quietly taxing growth.
No consultant deck. No credit card. No mercy for duplicate SaaS.
StackScorch reportReady to share
Roast score
27
of 100
That stack is cooked.
Time to fix it.
YOUR BUSINESS
SPRAWL REPORT.
Redundant
7 tools doing the same job
Spend leak
$3,840 / month with nowhere to hide
Fix first
Kill the shadow CRM before Friday
Public. Shareable. Savage.
Free public roast
PASTE THE STACK. PREPARE TO BE ROASTED.
Drop in the tools your business actually uses. We’ll flag the overlap, score the sprawl, and hand you a verdict worth sending to the group chat.
Try a real stack
Notion, Slack, Canva, QuickBooks, HubSpot, Zapier, Shopify, Google Workspace
The system
CLARITY, WITH A LITTLE SMOKE.
For founders, agencies, small teams, startups, creators, and internet businesses: the public roast starts the conversation. The deeper teardown tells you what to fix next.
02 / Get scorched
A deadpan scorecard that names the problems worth fixing first.
03 / Share the truth
A screenshot-ready roast card built for LinkedIn, X, and the group chat.
No soft focus
TRUTH HURTS. WASTE COSTS.
Useful first
Specific findings, not generic AI advice.
Private when needed
Use a pasted stack or take the full teardown private.
Built to move
A clear roast card makes the verdict easy to share.
Choose your heat
START WITH A LAUGH. LEAVE WITH A CLEANER SYSTEM.
The $49 Private Teardown is a lower-cost alternative to hiring a standalone consultant to perform this analysis from scratch.
01 / Free
Public Roast
$0
Your public wake-up call. Specific enough to sting. Built to share.
- Instant roast score
- Top redundancy callouts
- Shareable roast card
Most useful
02 / The fix
Private Teardown
$49
The joke ends. Get the private analysis and a cleanup plan without hiring a consultant from scratch.
- Quantified spend leaks
- Consolidation map
- Prioritized fixes
- Private results link
Reality check
WHAT THIS WOULD COST IF YOU HIRED A CONSULTANT TO DO IT FROM SCRATCH.
A standalone consulting engagement for discovery, stack analysis, and prioritized recommendations can run an estimated $5K–$15K. StackScorch gives you a private teardown for $49 instead.
$5K–$15K
One honest question