SStackScorch

AI audits your GTM stack

WE ROAST.
YOU FIX.
YOU GROW.

Paste your RevOps stack. Get a brutally honest teardown of the duplicate tools, spend leaks, and missing handoffs quietly taxing growth.

Roast my stack What a fix costs

No consultant deck. No credit card. No mercy for duplicate SaaS.

StackScorch reportReady to share

Roast score

27

of 100

That stack is cooked.
Time to fix it.

YOUR GTM
SPRAWL REPORT.

Redundant

7 tools doing the same job

Spend leak

$3,840 / month with nowhere to hide

Fix first

Kill the shadow CRM before Friday

Public. Shareable. Savage.

Free public roast

PASTE THE STACK. PREPARE TO BE ROASTED.

Drop in the tools your GTM team actually touches. We’ll flag the overlap, score the sprawl, and hand you a verdict worth sending to the group chat.

Try a real stack

Salesforce, HubSpot, Outreach, Apollo, ZoomInfo, Gong, Zapier, Marketo

Comma, line break, or bullet list. We only need the names.

The system

CLARITY, WITH A LITTLE SMOKE.

The public roast gets the conversation started. The deeper teardown tells you exactly what to do next.

01 / Paste the mess

WE MAP THE SPRAWL.

Drop in the tools your team actually uses. We look for overlaps, costly shadows, and handoffs held together by hope.

02 / Get scorched

A deadpan scorecard that names the problems worth fixing first.

03 / Share the truth

A screenshot-ready roast card built for LinkedIn, X, and the group chat.

No soft focus

TRUTH HURTS. WASTE COSTS.

Useful first

Specific findings, not generic AI advice.

Private when needed

Use a pasted stack or take the full teardown private.

Built to move

A clear roast card makes the verdict easy to share.

Choose your heat

START WITH A LAUGH. LEAVE WITH A CLEANER SYSTEM.

01 / Free

Public Roast

$0

Your public wake-up call. Specific enough to sting. Built to share.

  • Instant roast score
  • Top redundancy callouts
  • Shareable roast card
Roast it

Most useful

02 / The fix

Private Teardown

$49

The joke ends. The cleanup plan starts with the waste, handoffs, and priorities in order.

  • Quantified spend leaks
  • Consolidation map
  • Prioritized fixes
  • Private results link
Get the teardown

03 / Build right

Architecture Blueprint

$5–15K

A human-in-the-loop GTM system blueprint for teams finally ready to reset the stack.

  • Human review
  • Migration priorities
  • Executive-ready plan
Talk blueprint

One honest question

HOW MUCH IS YOUR STACK COSTING YOU TO PRETEND IT WORKS?

Find out