01 / Public
Roast Card
$0
For teams brave enough to make their stack's problem everybody's entertainment.
- Instant AI roast
- Stack health score
- Top redundancy callouts
- Shareable scorecard
Upgrade when the truth gets useful
THE ROAST IS FREE.
THE FIX IS WHERE YOU GROW.
Start with the screenshot-worthy verdict. Move private when you need the numbers, the map, and the next move.
02 / Private
Full Teardown
$49
For the operator who wants the joke followed by a serious cleanup plan.
- Everything in the public roast
- Quantified spend leak estimate
- Consolidation map
- Prioritized fixes
- Private results link
03 / Human-in-loop
Architecture Blueprint
$5–15K
For businesses making a real stack reset, with expert architecture behind the recommendation.
- Human-reviewed architecture
- Migration priorities
- Business systems blueprint
- Executive-ready recommendations
Questions, answered
NO HIDDEN HEAT.
StackScorch is designed to be useful before it asks for a bigger commitment.
START WITH THE VERDICT. THEN MAKE THE STACK EARN ITS KEEP.
Roast my business stack