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THE ROAST IS FREE.
THE FIX IS WHERE YOU GROW.

Start with the screenshot-worthy verdict. Move private when you need the numbers, the map, and the next move—without hiring a standalone consultant from scratch.

01 / Public

Roast Card

$0

For teams brave enough to make their stack's problem everybody's entertainment.

  • Instant AI roast
  • Stack health score
  • Top redundancy callouts
  • Shareable scorecard
Roast my business stack
Recommended

02 / Private

Full Teardown

$49

For the operator who wants the joke followed by private analysis and a serious cleanup plan.

  • Everything in the public roast
  • Quantified spend leak estimate
  • Consolidation map
  • Prioritized fixes
  • Private results link
Get the teardown

What this would cost in real life

WHAT THIS WOULD COST IF YOU HIRED A CONSULTANT TO DO IT FROM SCRATCH.

A standalone consulting engagement for discovery, stack analysis, and prioritized recommendations can run an estimated $5K–$15K. The $49 Private Teardown is a lower-cost alternative for the private analysis.

$5K–$15K

Questions, answered

NO HIDDEN HEAT.

StackScorch is designed to be useful before it asks for a bigger commitment.

START WITH THE VERDICT. THEN MAKE THE STACK EARN ITS KEEP.

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